1. Never yell out that you have fresh Cheese Curds in a crowded Wisconsin theater.
     
  2. Never eat just one Cheese Curd. They like company.
     
  3. Never eat two Cheese Curds at once. It confuses them.
     
  4. Avoid eating cheese curds while driving or operating heavy machinery.
     
  5. For a delicacy, try dipping a Cheese Curd into your favorite fondue. Tell it to hold its breath first.
     
  6. Nobody knows for sure what came first in Wisconsin: beer or Cheese Curds. Truly, nobody cares. Just enjoy them together!
      
  7. Never eat a Cheese Curd with your pinky finger extended. It can get you kicked out of any self-respecting Wisconsin establishment.
     
  8. Avoid snacking on squeaky Cheese Curds at the library or expect to get hushed.
     
  9. Never eat curds with a fork…they are the ultimate finger food.
     
  10. Eat curds of all color; it's good to expand your horizons.
     
  11. You never forget your first Cheese Curd. That's why you shouldn't offer someone who's never had a Cheese Curd one that's been refrigerated or is more than a day old. Make it the freshest you can find, because you only taste your first Cheese Curd once.
     
  12. If you drop a curd, the five second rule only applies if you know the home owner.